The stars have realigned, the jackasses have nodded in approval, and the ancient tin cups have clinked: it’s time for a Gentlemen’s Initiation of Epic Proportions!

This ain’t your grandpappy’s uphill-both-ways ordeal—this is for the seasoned, the battle-worn, the distinguished gents who want to earn their redshirt but aren’t quite ready for a full-blown death march. Join us for a day of ritual, revelry, and respectable ridiculousness as we bring our brothers into the fold with all the honor and half the hazard.

Brush off your finest sense of humor, pack a flask of something that burns just right, and prepare for an initiation that’s as unforgettable as it is slightly more orthopedic-friendly.

Adventure awaits—and so does your rightful place among the brethren!