Lord Sholto Douglas

E Clampus Vitus Chapter #3

Where history, hilarity, and brotherhood collide! Lord Sholto Douglas Chapter #3 of E Clampus Vitus invites you to don your red shirt, polish your nonsense, and join us in celebrating forgotten lore, outrageous tales, and the sacred art of silliness. This ain't your average historical society — it's Clamping time!

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Upcoming Events

Pickelhaube Raffle

Win a Genuine WWII Bavarian Pickelhaube!

This Clampyear, we're raffling off a true piece of history — an authentic WWII Bavarian Pickelhaube helmet! Only 300 tickets are available, and they're going fast.

All proceeds go to support Lord Sholto Douglas #3 chapter events and community efforts. Get your ticket before they're gone — and may the Redshirts smile upon your luck!

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How much are tickets?: $20 each
When is the drawing?: Once all tickets are sold
What if I'm not there?: You do not need to be present to win. We'll contact you after the drawing!

6030 Widders Ball

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Brothers, family, and friends — the Widders’ Ball returns for 2025 (C.Y. 6030)! Join us for an evening of merriment, music, and fellowship in true Clamper spirit. Dust off your finest redshirt attire, polish your dancing shoes, and prepare for a night filled with laughter, revelry, and the camaraderie that makes our Order unique.

We’ll celebrate our history, honor our widders, and make memories that will carry us well into the new Clamp year. Whether you come for the dancing, the stories, or the company — there’s a seat at our table for you.

When: Saturday, November 8th, 2025; 7:03pm - 11:03pm
Where: American Legion Post84; 100 East St. Auburn, CA

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Fall Doins 6030

September 19-21, 6030 | Foresthill, CA

Brothers! Have ye grown weary of the mundane world of logic and sobriety? The legendary Fall Doins of Lord Sholto Douglas Chapter #3 is upon us! Gather your gear, your Goldust, and your finest ridiculous hat for three days of legendary nonsense in the pines of Foresthill!

What awaits you? $5 chip night Friday, hearty breakfasts that could feed a donkey, The Lady Bug Saloon flowing with cold beer and hot lies, cornhole & horseshoes with 50/50 stakes, and enough absurdity to make your head spin. PBCs beware—the Hangman BugMan is hungry for your soul!

⚠️ Pre-pay deadline: September 17th at midnight! First 100 pre-pays get exclusive patches & pins. Don't let the Pre-Pay Portal to Pecuniary Salvation slam shut on you!

Credo Quia Absurdum. Come get yours in Foresthill.

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Sushi Night Fundraiser!

Join us for boatloads of sushi

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7pm, October 10th, 2025
7330 Fair Oaks Blvd
$65 per person

Roll on down with your fellow Redshirts, family, and friends for a night of feasting and fun! We’re laying out Boatloads of fresh sushi along with crowd-pleasing appetizers — calamari, jalapeño bombs, flaming mushrooms, and edamame. Water and soda are on the house; adult beverages and other extras are yours to snag at the bar.

Only the first 40 souls who prepay will claim their spots at the table — after that, the sign-up disappears like a lost miner’s stash. This is a fundraiser, so no refunds (your gold dust goes to a good cause).

We'll spice it up with a 50/50 raffle and a few secret door prizes worthy of the Order. Bring your kin, your friends, and your appetite — it’s going to be a legendary ECV evening!

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Fall Doins 6030

September 19-21, 6030 | Foresthill, CA

⚠️ Pre-pay deadline: September 17th at midnight! First 100 pre-pays get exclusive patches & pins. Don't let the Pre-Pay Portal to Pecuniary Salvation slam shut on you!

Credo Quia Absurdum. Come get yours in Foresthill.

Learn More & Pre-Pay NOW!

The Clamper's Creed

As I pass through life, may I always be humble;

may I never take myself seriously;

may I always appreciate a little of the ridiculous;

may I always be a two-fisted Clamper when the bottle passes my way

and if I imbibe, and can't hold it like a man,

then may I always be able to pass it to the next brother;

may I never forget the stout-hearted men who settled a great western wilderness

and the heritage we have today.

May I never fail to appreciate a bit of western lore.

- Anonymous

Lord Sholto Douglas

E Clampus Vitus Chapter #3

Upcoming Events

Pickelhaube Raffle

Win a Genuine WWII Bavarian Pickelhaube!

6030 Widders Ball

Fall Doins 6030

Sushi Night Fundraiser!

Join us for boatloads of sushi

Fall Doins 6030

The Clamper's Creed

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