Fall Doins 6030
Time & Location
Brothers! Have ye grown weary of the mundane world of logic and sobriety? Do your boots thirst for red dust, your belly for beer, and your heart for legendary nonsense? Then gather your gear, your Goldust, and your finest ridiculous hat—the Fall Doins of Lord Sholto Douglas Chapter #3 is upon us!
🦅 September 19-21, 6030 (2025 to the uninitiated)
🌲 Foresthill, CA — where the pine trees are tall, and the stories are taller.
What’s in Store?
- $5 chip night Friday (because we love you)
- 🥓 Hearty hot breakfasts, miner-worthy dinners, and enough grub to clog a donkey
- 🍺 The Lady Bug Saloon flowing freely with cold beer and hot lies
- 🎯 Cornhole & Horseshoes with 50/50 stakes
- 🪓 No chainsaws. No wives. No dogs. No common sense.
For PBCs (Poor Blind Candidates):
Report Friday. Get terrified by Saturday 10:03 AM sharp. Not 10:04. Bring your maps, scrolls, and courage. White coats await. The Hangman BugMan is hungry for your soul.
The Rub:
- Redshirts: Pre-pay $60, Day-of $70
- PBC Tribute: $133
- First 100 pre-pay get a patch & pin to prove they survived
⚠️ Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Ye Noble & Unwashed Clamper Brethren ⚠️
The Pre-Pay Portal to Pecuniary Salvation slams shut at the stroke of midnight on the 17th day of September, in the year of our Clamp, 2025.
Once the great timepiece tolls twelve booms and we cross into the early mists of Thursday, September 18, all hopes of pre-paying shall vanish into the ether like cheap whiskey at a Clamper cookout.
That means if you ain't coughed up your coin by the end of Wednesday night, you're plum outta luck. And should you stagger in on Thursday with dreams of "pre-paying for the doin's," you will be met with profound sorrow and bureaucratic rebuke.
ADVANCE THY LIBATION LEVY NOW, OR WEEP LATER.
So sayeth the Ancient Order of Empty Pockets.
Credo Quia Absurdum.
Come get yours in Foresthill.