Welcome to Lord Sholto Douglas Chapter #3
Upcoming Events
6030 Fall Doins: Foresthill, Sept 19–21
Three days of glorious nonsense, grub, games, and gut-busting laughterawait in the pines of Foresthill. The Lady Bug Saloon is stocked, the BugMan is sharpening his tools, and the white coats are ready to receive fresh PBCs.
If you're a Redshirt in good standing, this is your call to assemble.
If you're a PBC... well, good luck.
The Clamper's Creed
As I pass through life, may I always be humble;
may I never take myself seriously;
may I always appreciate a little of the ridiculous;
may I always be a two-fisted Clamper when the bottle passes my way
and if I imbibe, and can't hold it like a man,
then may I always be able to pass it to the next brother;
may I never forget the stout-hearted men who settled a great western wilderness
and the heritage we have today.
May I never fail to appreciate a bit of western lore.
- Anonymous
