Lord Sholto Douglas
E Clampus Vitus Chapter #3
Fall Doins Declared!
The Redshirts descend upon the Divide September 18th – 20th at 6865 Blackhawk Lane in Foresthill. Camping, fellowship, and the usual magnificent absurdity.
That Friday we dedicate a plaque at the Foresthill Catholic Cemetery at 11:03 AM. All are welcome to attend the dedication.
We are accepting donations toward the plaque. Clampers have marked the history of this state for over a century and a half, and the bronze does not pay for itself.
Donations
Per Caritate Viduaribus Orphanabusque Sed Prime Viduaribus
"For the benefit of widows and orphans, but more especially of widows"
Download our official donation letter below.
The Clamper's Creed
As I pass through life, may I always be humble;
may I never take myself seriously;
may I always appreciate a little of the ridiculous;
may I always be a two-fisted Clamper when the bottle passes my way
and if I imbibe, and can't hold it like a man,
then may I always be able to pass it to the next brother;
may I never forget the stout-hearted men who settled a great western wilderness
and the heritage we have today.
May I never fail to appreciate a bit of western lore.
— Anonymous
