The Grand Yuletide Celebration
Annual Christmas celebration bringing Redshirts together for holiday fellowship
Hear ye, hear ye! Let the bells ring out across the foothills, for the time of Yuletide Revelry is upon us!
By decree of the Noble Grand Humbug and all officers of Lord Sholto Douglas Chapter #3, we hereby summon all Redshirts to gather on the eve of Friday, December 19th for our most festive occasion — the Annual Christmas Party!
This sacred evening shall replace our regular General Meeting with merriment most merry, feasting most filling, and fellowship most fraternal. Whether thou hast worn the Red Shirt for decades or art freshly plucked from the ranks of the uninitiated, thy presence is commanded!
The Evening's Festivities Shall Include:
- A Feast of Potluck Proportions — Bring forth thy finest dish, for we share in the bounty as Brothers!
- The Sacred Gift Exchange — Thou must bring a gift to receive a gift. 'Tis the ancient law!
- Tales & Tomfoolery — The taller the tale, the heartier the laughter!
- Toasts Most Numerous — More than prudent, less than fatal (we hope)
- Fellowship & Philosophical Debates — WARNING: Spontaneous arguments about historical inaccuracies are not only possible, but encouraged!
Come as ye are — whether bedecked in thy finest holiday garb or thy well-worn Chapter gear. What matters is not the raiment, but the spirit within!
Let us raise our glasses to another year of brotherhood, mischief, and the continued glory of E Clampus Vitus!
Credo Quia Absurdum!