The General Meeting

The monthly Grand Assembly for all members to discuss chapter business, share updates, and enjoy fellowship

May 15, 2026
7:03 PM - 8:03 PM
1405 Gold Hill Rd, Newcastle, CA
Members Only

Hear ye, hear ye! On the third Friday of each month, all Redshirts in good standing are summoned to the Grand Assembly — where fellowship abounds, business is conducted, and the spirit of E Clampus Vitus burns ever brighter!

Whether thou art a grizzled veteran of countless Clampouts or a freshly-minted Brother still learning the ways, thy voice matters here! This is thy Chapter, and these gatherings keep us bound together in purpose and brotherhood.


The Usual Order of Business:

  • Reading of the Minutes — A solemn recounting of the glorious absurdity that transpired at our last gathering
  • The Gold Dust Report — An accounting of the Chapter's fortunes and fiscal standing
  • Upcoming Events & Work Parties — What's next, and who's bringing the shovels?
  • Charitable Works Updates — Reports on our widders, orphans, and community efforts
  • Chapter Business & Voting Matters — Democracy, Clamper-style (results may vary)
  • Historical Presentations & Local Lore — Tales of the past, told with varying degrees of accuracy
  • Social Time & Fellowship — The real reason we all showed up

Come forth, Brothers! Share thy voice, lend thy hand, and be part of the continuing saga of Lord Sholto Douglas Chapter #3. We gather to honor our history, serve our community, and keep the magnificent absurdity of E Clampus Vitus alive for generations to come!

Credo Quia Absurdum!

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