The Grand Pickelhaube Raffle
Win yourself a genuine WWI-era Bavarian Pickelhaube helmet - because every Clamper needs proper headgear for world domination
Hear ye, hear ye! Let it be known throughout the land that Lord Sholto Douglas Chapter #3 doth present the most magnificent opportunity of the Clampyear — The Grand Pickelhaube Raffle!
We offer unto the worthy and the lucky an authentic WWI-era Bavarian Pickelhaube helmet, a true relic of history fit for the most distinguished of Clampers! Only 300 tickets shall be issued, and they vanish swifter than free whiskey at a Clampout!
All proceeds from this noble endeavor shall flow directly into the coffers supporting Lord Sholto Douglas #3 chapter events and community efforts. Thus, whether fortune smiles upon thee or not, thy contribution serves the greater glory of Clampdom!
The Particulars (For Those Who Require Such Mundane Details)
- Cost of Entry: A mere $20 per ticket — a pittance for a chance at such splendor!
- The Drawing: Shall occur at the next chapter event following the sale of the final ticket — the precise date and hour remain a mystery known only to fate!
- Should You Be Absent: Fear not! We shall seek thee out and deliver the glad tidings post-haste!
Seize thy chance, Brethren! May the Redshirts smile upon thy fortune, and may the spirit of Clampatriarch himself guide thy ticket to victory! Credo Quia Absurdum!
